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My daddy
and me went to the rugby on Saturday night and it was lots of fun
because their was bright lites evrywhere My favorite team is North
Harbour. Daddy says that they were a realy good team back in the
mid-1990s where old-fashioned people used to live. They wore funny
clothes and painted there faeces and cheered because North Harbour
scored lots of tries by men called things like Frank Buns and Walter
Little. That's a funny name for a big rugby player. There was even
one of the mens from the olden days playing on Saturday. He was
called Blare Larsen. Daddy says he was a All Black once and then
he went to Japan and got lots of money. Daddy sweared at him on
Saturday. He used bad words like 'fucking' and 'shit' and not bad
words like 'lardy-arsed waste of space' but he bought me a hot dog
if I promised not to tell Mummy about the bad ones so I didn't.
Daddy
used bad words most wen Auckland scored there trys. They were very
good trys even though they made me feel sad. There first won was
realy good because after we through there man the ball in the lineout
he had to run three metres through this very wide gap to score.
There third one was the most exelent cause after our player put
the ball on the ground all there players pushed our players out
of the way and picked it up and gave it to another one of there
guys and he had to run 12 metres to score. Daddy used more bad words
like "gaping fucking chasm" but I didn't understand some of them,
I just think they sound like bad ones.
Daddy
told his frend that in the newspaper last week a man called .Rusel
Jones said he was very unhapy because of we lost last week to a
team that is'nt very good. Then Daddy said bad words about Rusel.
He dose'nt think Rusel should help the team any more. I told Daddy
that he was being mean about Rusel but he had another drink out
of the plastic cup and gave me some money so I could "stick a hotdog
in my fucking mouth". I knowed that was a bad word but I like hotdogs.
Daddy said that our player with the number 12 jumper played realy
well even though he did'nt no his name. He said that he was up against
Sam Tuitupou but the spellcheck in my computor says his name is
tiptop because theres no such word as Tuitupou. Daddy says Sam was
the only good player in the Auckland team apart from Xavier Rush.
But I think he mite be joking about Xavier Rush.
The best
part of the night was the crowd. It was very big and Daddy said
it would get our team lots of money. He reckoned that North Shore
people are always realy good at supporting our teams. Then he had
another drink in the plastic cup and said more bad words and through
his cup at a brown man with a blue scarf.
Then we
went to the hopspitil in the ambulance and then Mum picked us up.
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