Ever since Sundays game i have been pondering to myself " ... What defines a Sick Prick"?

The logic behind these thoughts aren't because of some certain files i have on my Home PC, pictures of i have on my digital camera or even because i'm still supporting Harbour.

The real reason behind these thoughts is that i am actually praying (Go The Saints) that one of our current All Black centre's in France, severely injures's themselves so that Anthony Tuitavake get's the call up. He has to be the next best number 13 in New Zealand Rugby at the moment and should may even already be in France. He has pure class in every aspect of the game at the moment and is being let down by some players around at the moment.

So does this make me a Sick Individual? If it does then ... Hi i'm Matthew with 2 T's, Know me before you Judge me.

It is a long way out, but i am actually already looking forward to the start of next years club season as the majority club's in Harbour will be able to field there best possible team as F#@k All players will be on Super 14 duties.

Let's be honest, very few players have put there hand up with stand out performances to date and a select few of players will be purely get picked on being there before.

Big Up's to those who did manage to get up to the stadium on sunday afternoon and support the boys, even though your old man is more than likely cutting you from all family inheritance if you took him there for his Fathers Day gift.

I'll now leave you with a quick game of "Name Association" and how it is going to work is, I will say a phrase and then you have to name the first player that pop's into your head. To make it easier, i'm going to ask and answer the phrases.

"... I don't even like catching the ball" - James Hinchco
"... Was that Fullback there when i kicked the ball?" - Tusi Pisi
"... Oh my, my hands are ridiculously small and smell like Cabbage" - Robert Colhoun
"... Last year when i came to the stadium, Dad just left me in the car with a bag of chips and a drink of Raspberry" - Mike Harris
"... I wonder when those Level 2 Coaching Clinics start?" - Wayne Pivac
"... What do you mean i have to pass my Level 1 before i take my Level 2 Course" - Pivac ... again.
"... I really thought the wind was going to carry that line out throw back over to my own player" - Hinchco
"... Tumeke Bro ... Tumeke" - James Rodley after finding out that his Dog is from Ngati Parou which makes him eligible for NZ Maori ... (Did i pronounce that right? Tu-Me-Ke?)
"... Head gear is for pussys, just tape it up" - Richard Mayhew
"... This how you step 1 0 1" - Anthony Tuitavake
"... Sooooooo ... that's a Ruck" - The forward pack

Your's Sincerely

Your Friendly Somalian