MacDaddy Reports #10  

 

MacDaddy has a pop at the anti-drop-goal brigade.

"Shouldn't be worth 3 points," says Fat F**ker.
"Ever kicked one yourself, Fat F**ker?" says MacDaddy.
"Wouldn't want to. Only Poms and faggots try them," says Fat F**ker.
"That's a no then," says MacDaddy.
"They're only worth a point in league. That's what they should be worth."
"Leagueys can't count past four, and anything over two for them is a struggle, Fat F**ker. A drop goal is a skill. It rewards good mauling (which doesn't exist in league), good tactical field positioning, and accurate kicking without a tee. And contrary to what most dumb cunts think, it's not about flashy-pants, showpony backs. The 90% of droppies that are nailed from within 30 metres are about rewarding forwards for their industry. Anything over 40 metres is pretty impressive to watch in its own right. So, Fat F**ker, if I hear one peep out of you next week when England start nailing droppies, I'll f**king chin ya."
"Okay," says Fat F**ker.

P.S. Go the Warriors