After my e-mail last week i was hoping that Harbour would turn things round and put on a good performance against Waikato on saturday night, after all the Ranfurly Shield was at stake, but............Where the F#@K did they turn?

At the moment Wayne Pivac has got about as much luck of getting Harbour to the semi's than he did in trying to get Rupeni CoCoCabana to turn up to the airport for the Fiji team.

When Harbour won the shield they paid some big time marketing person to come up with the outstanding slogan of "Your Team, Your Shield, Your Defense". Did anybody actually explain to the team that this was just a slogan and that they would actually gona have to do there "Own Defense" on the field? Because most of them don't wont to tackle.

When i was young and a little shit my parents would threaten me with the Wooden Spoon and to this day i still get's me shit scared when i see one and don't want to go near it. It seems though that most of these Harbour boys parents must of threatened them with "Ankles" cause now they don't want to go anywhere near them when it comes to tackling.............Lets go high on Messam he's not that big.

Harbour's forwards (with the exception of Ben "Hayman" Afeaki and Anthony "Soprano" Boric) must of heard about the new rules being trialed at the breakdown and on saturday night when it came to a ruck, thought they would stand back a watch as if it was some girl on the R'Toto's Dance Floor during school holidays.

The only thing that Harbour Union can be happy about saturday night is the amount of Waikato supporters that turned up. If you take into consideration the 50 Bus loads of supporters that made the journey up State Highway 1 at an average ticket price of $25 per person, Harbour should now have enough money to be able to turn on the lights for our next night game. 50 bus loads.........i don't even think there were 50 vehicles in the car park which "Boy's from the bays wearing hats with flat peaks" had borrowed off there parents.

I'm not going to start on any personal attack's this week, as pretty much the whole team is Shithouse.

A Somalian who still has no idea on where he's going........................
Maybe to a couch in Albany.