|
The
harbourrugby.com inbox has been inundated with correspondence in
2007Thanks
for your support! Send your thoughts to info@harbourrugby.com
A brief selection
of the correspondence we have received:
E-mail of the month: August 2007
We couldn't decide which of these three e-mails from readers of the site deserved the title "E-mail of the month" so we've posted all three for you to read.
#1 Matthew
tells it like it is read
more here
#2
Alan agrees with the Harbour Hamster that Pivac must go
read
more here
#3
Sam's call to arms against the Waikato hordes read
more here
E-mail of the month: July 2007
Harbour
fan Colin traveled back to NZ
from the UK to witness the first Shield defence in Harbour's
history and was totally underwhelmed by the experience.
"as
the literally thousand of loyal fans that watched the primary
defence of our union's favourite possession should know
(cos they announced it over the loudspeaker), i returned
to NZ from London ..."
read
more here
From:
<withheld>@gmail.com
To:
info@harbourrugby.com
Subject: shield challenge.
Date: Mon, July 30, 2007 5:40 pm
mate
- this is it, this is our first real deal challenge. We're not here
to fuck spiders, the swamp foxes are done and dusted, the kapiti
pricks are long gone- Naki is here and i sure as fuck dont want
to witness another result like the 96 tragedy at the bull ring.
Never have i
been happier than witnessing our men being led into battle by my
ultimate hero in spy (rum and coke dominator) kelly against the
cantabs and coming out victors. What happened post game with my
friends and i at the airport and further more pats garage and jonahs
house will never be forgotten. In other words the highlight of our
lives. yes we were the troopers on tv wearing the ranfurly draught
boxes on our heads and yes i was the guy who almost ate gregors
face. An fuck me we would never change a thing. Even tho we eventually
comad in a local campervan park with ranfurly rd sign held tight
in our grasps.
Then there was
the parade.......we went simply stupid, banners "HARBOUR, HOME OF
THE MIGHTY SHIELD" also "box of ranfurly $13, trip to the airport
$9, 21 v 17, priceless" and "you cant win the shield on 30% possesion,
yeah right" are just a few. we also thought it was only fair that
at the browns bay transition of the parade we did a 6 gunner ranfurly
draught shotgun solute for the boys as they paraded past. plus much
much more.
BUT, the reason
for this email is not for praise, fuck no, we'd do it again in a
flash, but your help, we are trying to gather as many troopers as
we can, only the die hards though, harbours finest. So please if
you could just spread the word on ya site and get people excited,
and we also think that u should make an appearance, its only fair,
your a critic which is great but we would love to see you in the
trenches so help us out....
Sam
Editor's
note: We'll be there!
From: <withheld>@genesisenergy.co.nz
To:
info@harbourrugby.com
Subject: North Harbour Change of Name - New Player Trophy
Date: Mon, July 30, 2007 10:15 am
Hi ya,
Here at work
we have a hard core or harbour fans. There are a couple of issue
that have come up around Harbour Rugby that we feel need addressing.
These are
* The Name of our Flagship team
* Establishing of a new trophy which encompasses everything North
Shore.
On the name,
we think North Harbour is lame, and would like a survey put to the
supporters on something that draws from the tradition of North Shore.
We need to draw from local historical icons like, Frank from Castor
Bay, the Mon desir and Uncles Takeaway Milford for a new identity.
Along with this is a new more intimidating strip (lots of white
does not instil fear).
A new player's
trophy, we think a Frank from Castor Bay trophy should be established,
this would be one of this trade mark cats eye shell bottles put
on a stand, may be for Harbour Air NZ Cup player of the year.
Cheers
Harry
From: <withheld>@ihug.co.nz
To: info@harbourrugby.com
Subject: Where's the loyalty
Date: Thu, June 21, 2007 3:03 pm
I see with great
disgust at what the new coach has done to this great beloved team
of ours!!!
I have just
read the Harbour team for 2007 and there are some notable absences!!!
Regan Tamehiri
- A player with a lot of promise and delivered in crucial games
(esspecially last year)
Roger Dustow
- Always seemed to be overlooked by usless players but this time
not even in the squad.. instead replaced by a loan player from Auckland.
if recent form was to be judged he would have to be one of the form
hookers in the (blues) franchise with 4 tries.
Adrian Donald
- one of the stallwarts of the harbour front row and was part of
the sheild winning team as was the other 2.
I thought the
new coach would bring in some much needed fresh air but it seems
like the attitude of harbour now is "thanks for your efforts in
bringing home the shield boys...now piss off" and we wonder why
so many of our top players look for other teams!!!
I have spoken
to some of the players dropped and there are about 3-4 more, it
seems like the new coach has forgotten what loyalty is all about
and by bringing in all these uncapped players and throwing away
our experienced players (even the in form ones) can only mean 1
thing... We won't be holding the shield for long and we might as
well book our spot in the heartland cup next year!!!!
Jay
From:
<withheld>@hotmail.com
To: info@harbourrugby.com
Subject: Harbour Song
Date: Tue, June 12, 2007 1:16 pm
To the Hampster,
Mc Daddy and gang and fellow Harbour fans over land and sea,
For years of
following my beloved Harbour I am quite disgusted that we as Harbour
fans cant come up with a decent song about ourselves or in fact
a song belittling our opposition , HAAAAAARBOUR IS PRETTY God damn
lame if you ask me and we must kill the sad twat who came up with
it back in the 1980's , So I have done a bit of homework on this
matter my fellow harbourites , so I have enlisted a good mate of
mine Fat Bastard (who is English by the way, hey I have forgiven
him ok)I enticed him by offering a large quantity of pies and alcohol
and 7 episodes of Coronation Street to help us in our endeavour
to find a few chants to put us in the right direction. Fat Bastard
obliged fourfold for us, as well a leaving a bloody big mess to
clean up on my kitchen .
As you will
notice we have not made a song about Our Brothers from the Northland
or the Bay of Plenty, We are currently working 24/7 on a Wellington
song ,perhaps one that mentions that Jerry Collins actually is a
pint in Guinness in disguise,you know white on top and brown below,
So fellow Harbourites if you have a good song share it
Sing to the
tune of "Noel Noel"
And out of the shore
Came a golden bright star
Scoring tries like John Kirwan
From near and from far
And Harbour won
As we all knew they would
And the star of that great team was a man called Shelford
Shelford Shelford Shelford Shelford
Buck is the King of North Harbour
Sing to the
tune of "Land of hope and glory":
We will follow the Harbour
Over land and sea
We will follow the Harbour onto Victory
Sing to the
tune "Whole world in his hands":
We got the best team in the Land
We've got Billy Bowden as a Celeb fan
You know the one with the crooked hand
We got the best team in the Land
We had Buck
and Frano in our team
Walter and Rushie, oh what a dream
Buncey's adultery made the mothers scream
We got the best team in the Land
We had Dowdy
and Ronnie in the front row
Tuitavake, now watch him go
Villiami, he aint slow
We went down South
And took the Shield
We got the best team in the Land
We have Luke
and Tony in the ABs
We paid for Tipoki to get a degree
He then sodded off to Canterbury
We got the best team in the Land
We got George,
now he is class
We got Tusi with his Hospital pass
We've got a million fans and were all class
We got the best team in the Land
Sing to the
tune from the English football classic "In Your Liverpool slums":
In Your
Waikato farms
In Your Waikato farms
You bother
the sheep when you hide in the grass
You'd rather shag cows than some young healthy lass
In your Waikato farms
You farm all
the day
and you milk all the time
You bugger your livestock
And thinks that is fine
In your Waikato farms
You cover your
sheep in a bit of sheep dip
Your sister's your wife
and she has a hair lip
In your Waikato farms
Sing to the
tune of "We don't need no education"
Hey Farmers !!
Leave
them sheep alone
All and all you're just another prick from the Waikato /Canterbury/Taranaki
Sing to the
tune of "You are my sunshine":
You are Auckland
The scum of Auckland
You're only happy on dole day
Your mums out dealing
Your dads out stealing
Please just lock those scumbags away
Sing to the
tune of "Jesus Christ Superstar":
Dan Carter,
Superstar
He wears Girls Knickers and a Bra
Cheers
Harbour Mick
From: <withheld>@yahoo.co.uk
To: info@harbourrugby.com
Subject: Polly
Date: Mon, March 5, 2007 7:43 am
My thoughts
on Polly - yes he was treated badly by his employer. he was the
first coach to bring home anything of substance to the union. he
brought us the Shield. the Shield, for god's sake! and you'd struggle
to find a more loyal Harbour man than Polly. some of his comments
in the media sound like they were said by a fan, that's how loyal
to Harbour he was. it doesn't seem overly fair to reward our only
trophy-winning coach by sacking him.
But, loyalty
alone doesn't make someone a good coach. and while 2006 must go
down as our best thus far simply because we won the Shield, losing
by a record score to Otago in the QF was surely a poor finish, and
something that wouldn't have happened for example to Auckland or
Canterbury. i'll ignore the Waikato game because that was only 7
days after the Shield win, and no doubt only 2 days after they stopped
drinking. but Otago? come on. obviously you can't put the blame
entirely on the coach, but to lose by that sort of score to that
sort of team has to come down to the preparation.
Wayne Pivac,
on the other hand, obviously showed far less loyalty to the union
(i mean how much more anti-Harbour can you get than coaching the
scum?). but i think he'll bring some professionalism to the top
team. and whilst i have a few negative things to say about professionalism
in rugby, the fact is it's here to stay and the super unions have
it, so if we don't we're not going to win a lot. so while i'm sad
for Polly, i think the decision to appoint Pivac was the right one.
and at least this way, Polly can be remembered for bringing us the
Shield.
Cheers
Colin
|