Calling all hunters!

Readers of this great website, please join me in a call to arms to hunt the Albany yeti commonly known as Jack McPhee. This useless lump of man hair is nothing but a f**king liabilty that the world and North Harbour could do without.

From his ginger beard and shaggy hair to his awkward kicking and running style, this giant yeti looking peace of Glenfield crap is the biggest waste of Harbours time and money. I have now sat for 3 games in sheer disbelief and watched this wandering lump of hair screw up more and more. With every dropped ball under a high kick, missed tackle after tackle and shite kick after kick I slowly realised that the only option to get rid of this North Harbour neanderthal, will be to call to arms the true hunters of New Zealand an blow this pile of crap off of the face of the earth!

As I sat on Thursday night and watched this hairy mamoth screw up time and time again, all I could think was "What the f**k does Jeff Wilson see in this guy"?

At best he is a good club player, although based on what we witnessed this year at Glenfield, that is debatable, and how the hell this guy gets paid to play rugby is beyond me. The multiple missed tackles, the kick that was charged down for another Otago try or just the aimless running and bungling around the field left me angry, confused and sometimes just down right bemused.

So, I will be out with my big bore rifle for the Northland game and I will be sure to hunt the yeti! Rather than sack him and have to pay his contract, I will just shoot him, stuff him and stick him in Te Papa as an exhibit for Korean tourists to get their photograph with.

Now, lets get back to playing some rugby and start winning some f**king games!

A very pissed of Mairangi Murray, over and out!