This website has no ties to the North Harbour Rugby Football Union
nor its representative team.

The opinions contained within are those of ageing, alcoholic men with
growing bellies and thinning hair.

That we feel so qualified to pass comment on North Harbour's performance
can be attributed to:
a) our owning television sets; and
b) our penchant for drinking beer around the country.

No gerbils were harmed in the construction of these pages.

Auckland sucks.