This site is governed by a benevolent dictator and three or four of his underlings. They have achieved nothing in rugby and never will. They are not world-class analysts and they are not balanced. Most of what they write is a symptom of their lunacy. If you are offended, we respectfully invite you to f**k off.

They love Harbour. Over the years this love has grown from the furious dry-hump and early spillage love of young men to the love which characterises a 20-year marriage. The kind of love that sometimes feels like hate. They do not apologise for this because at least they're still holding the marriage certificate. If you think they are not blind enough in their support for Harbour, they suggest that you visit the official website for a nice dose of bunnies and strawberry shortcake on fluffy pillows of gummydrop pies.

The benevolent dictator gives the illusion of democracy but that's just to keep his serfs and plebs happy. Send him correspondence and it becomes his. Usually, in the spirit of underhanded and spurious blogging the world over, he'll take your name and contact details off.